city-wall:

aziraphaleisineffable:

IF YOU’RE EVER SAD

SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE.

OH MY GOD

(Source: theprinceswilly, via junglesofconcrete)

geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

(via cockaster)

iamthepizzaslut:

iamthepizzaslut:

one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like

GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW

(via kateaotp)